Mum
It’s a Sunday afternoon western watching with your grandpa kind of feeling
It’s a wet weekend with a cupboard full of fun in Ealing
It’s the joyous post winning kind of card game singing
That happens when you’re treasure seeking home going bringing
It’s the icing on the bun
It’s the bestest kind of fun
It’s even got a name
and its name is Mum.
Bestest Speller
He’s the lean mean spelling machine
A quicker speller you never have seen
He’s frightfully nice and awfully keen
Wonderfully handsome and ever so clean
But the best bit about him as you’ve been told
Is there’s know better speller that could be noed.